So.... I don't like this thread anymore.

Because first off- this guy is nuts. Right?
Right.

Vampires and all that shit doesn't exist.
They just don't.

...and they don't have bars where they all get drunk together. And people with it can't have a good life!
It's a disease! It's terrible!

I refuse to believe him. :/

Okay, so you know how I moved last weekend?
I've still got the old apartment for a weekend, so I think- what the hell.

Costume party.

....then a guy who claims to be a vampire shows up.
WTF

ps: he also wants to fuck mice. O_o